When Pigs
Fly...
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a
means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."
Western Union internal memo, 1876
"Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible."
Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895
"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value."
Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre
"The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay
for a message sent to nobody in particular?"
David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the
radio in the 1920s
"Professor Goddard does not know the relation between action and reaction
and the need to have something better than a vacuum against which to react. He
seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily in high schools."
1921 New York Times editorial about Robert Goddard's revolutionary rocket work
"Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau."
Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929
"Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific
advances."
Dr. Lee De Forest, inventor of the vacuum tube and father of television
"I think there's a world market for about five computers."
Thomas J. Watson, Chairman of the Board, IBM
"The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives."
Admiral William Leahy, US Atomic Bomb Project
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even
built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll
give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.'
And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we
don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'"
Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P
interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer
"You want to have consistent and uniform muscle development across all of
your muscles? It can't be done. It's just a fact of life. You just have to
accept inconsistent muscle development as an unalterable condition of weight
training."
Response to Arthur Jones, who solved the "unsolvable" problem by
inventing Nautilus
"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The
literature was full of examples that said you can't do this."
Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M
"Post-It" Notepads
"The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better
than a "C," the idea must be feasible."
A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper
proposing reliable overnight delivery service. Smith went on to found Federal
Express Corporation
"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say
America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make."
Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies
And what may be the ultimate misjudgement:
"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary
Cooper."
Gary Cooper on his decision not to take the leading role in "Gone With The
Wind"